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SITI SUHAIRA
turning 16(0506), extrovert, not yet legal and currently sitting for o levels

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Tuesday, January 15, 7:01 PM

Ga ga ga garang!

School was booooring. So, let me just tell you the funny and rude conversations i had with some people today.

English Period, something like...

Miss Maslinda: What lured Jerry's wife to Tom?
Class: Money.
Miss Maslinda: Okay, so Tom is rich. Where was Jerry then?
Class: (Something. I forgot.)
Asyikin: (Dengan semangat nye!) BANGKOK!

Lucky the class never hear. Asyikin and i burst into laughter. Seriously lah, dalam banyak-banyak tempat, nak Bangkok juga!

Then bila reccess, aku pergi library untuk pakai kamus. Unfortunately, Asyraaf was there! Wah sey, drama! I didn't even looked up to him the whole time. I concentrated on my work because i knew i had to finish the work quickly in order to have time torelate this to Shari in the canteen.

Hani! If you're reading, please bilang Asyraaf jangan stress-stress pasal birthday present kau and pasal muka garang kau. He really needs it from you!
:D

Asyraaf: Eh, uhhh.. ka.. kau ade ape?
Me: Homework.
(He hesitated for awhile before deciding to sit beside me.)
Asyraaf: Eh! Aku fed-up uh!
Me: Hhaha. Asal?
Asyraaf: Hani uh! Birthday dier, abe aku tak tau nak beli kan ape. Alaamaaaak. Leceh uh.
Me: Dier bilang kau bile birthday dier?
Asyraaf: Tak lah.. Aku tau je.
(Exactly the answer i was looking for. Hhahah!)
Me: Ohhhhh.

*silence*
Asyraaf: Eh, aku dah dapat lagu Everyday dari kawan aku tau.
Me: (Tried to sound enthu) Eh?!
Asyraaf: A'ah! Serious!
Me: Hhahahahhaha.
Asyraaf: Kalau kau nak, aku boleh send dekat handphone kau lagu tu.
Me: Tanak uh.
Asyraaf: Asal? Kau takot eh?
Me: Takot?
Asyraaf: If you get what i mean uh.
Me: Takot?
Asyraaf: Uh. Kau takot Shari marah eh?
Me: Tak lah! Shari ketawe lagi ade, nanti.
Asyraaf: Eh! Kau dah tengok yearbook?!
Me: Dulu punye aje.
Asyraaf: Gambar Hani ga ga ga garang sey. Ishh. tanak lah aku. Ish, garang sangat! Ish, tanak uh!

*silence*
Asyraaf: Sebelom budak 3T1 datang, aku bek cabot dulu. (Referring to Khairul Azreen, Faris and all because if they catch Asyraaf disturbing me, they'd go, "AH! KACAU MATAER ORANG! AKU BILANG SHARI!)
Me: Ah pergi lah!
Asyraaf: Nanti lah.

After that, i walked away, cause i was done. Bila dah turun dekat canteen kan, Shari tengah duduk dengan budak NCC Sec 4 tau.

Me: U u u! U tau u! Tadi kan Asyraaf kan!...(Blablabla. But before i could get to the point, i started laughing.)
Shari: U! Asal u ketawe?! I pun nak ketawe! Cepat lah bilang i!
Din: (Tersedak!)
Shari: Ah kan u! Mampos jugak anak orang ni!
Syafiq: (Ketawaketawa)

Abe bila aku cerita kan, Syafiq ketawa kan je pasal aku excited gila and then aku keep on immitating Asyraaf nye gagap semua. I think the immitating thing runs in the family.
:D

Lepas tu, aku beli nuggets tau. Bila dekat luar 3T1 kan..

Me: (Took out a nugget and then macam wave it in front of Khairul Azreen uh from outside the window while naik-naikkan eyebrow gitu. If you get what i mean..)
Hao: Eh! Aku nak aku nak!
Me: Uh?!
Hao: Eh aku nak uh.
Me: 10 cent,
Hao: (Snatched the nugget) Pergi mampos!
Khairul to Hao: Eh half uh half uh.

Hao kurang ajar! Aku tunjuk dekat Khairul abe lain pula yang datang. Hhahhahahah.

Aku loooooooove Shari!
The best best best best!

Kita makan LJS tau. Lepas tu kita makan Hershey Pie ke hapa entah. Then dia nak suap aku, but bila aku dah buka mulut besar-besar kan, dia tarik balik. Abe paisey oi. Banyak kali pulak tu! Then bila aku kena kan dia balik kan, laaaaaaagi 987654321 times teruk oi! Gigi nya dah touch the ice-cream tapi aku tarik balik then dia lagi slengge.
Hhahahhah!
:D

Bila nak balik kan, kita pass by Fish n Co. tau. Aku pekik lah, " Shol! Shol! Shol! Shol!" pasal Shol kerja dekat situ. Abe takde muka Shol tau, jadi kita keluar pintu IMM lah kan. Sekali bila aku pusing, Shol keluar sambil tersenggeh-senggeh macam kambing. Dia kata shift dia dah over abe dia kata dia dengar aku panggil nama dia. Jadi aku suruh dia belanja makan lah kan, terus dia stare atas bawah! Hhahahhaha. Shol kan gangster. Macam faham eh!(:

Then Shari send me home. Dia try to burst the infection dekat bawah block tau, tapi tak nampak, so tak jadi. Dia send sampai naik atas lah kan, terus aku bilang Wira yang Shari nak burst kan the infection. Abe Wira ajak Shari masuk. Terus Wira and Shari help to burst kan. Shari pakai pinnnnnnnnn. Gila kan? Bila Shari nak balik...

Wira: (Bila dekat tannga.. Shari putting on his shoe) Eh, kau hantar dier pergi bawah tak?
Me: Tak yah lah, dekat bawah ade Shahfanni semue kan?
Wira: Huh?! Semue lelaki?
Me: Ye lah, kawan Hisyam semue dekat bawah block pe.
Wira: (Looked over the railing and shouted,) POLICE POLICE POLICE POLICE! Hehe. mane tau diorang lari ke ape eh.

Shari dah tersenggeh-senggeh.
:D