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SITI SUHAIRA
turning 16(0506), extrovert, not yet legal and currently sitting for o levels

MA BABIES

SWEET SUGARY CANDY

WHY THEM
cause they're the best, of course

where else can you find people like them
you'll like these nice wizards and witches
macam itik, pulang petang
my baby (bipolar disorder = cannot reproduce)
meet my half-sister, elyna baby hahahha

Sunday, November 30, 6:32 PM

RADZI SUCK AT TAKING PHOTOS

im too tired to blog about today's jogging thing or even do something simple like menentang katakata si keluarga. kerana ini, hari ini, suhaira anak soleha. dengar kata mak, pergi supermarket dengan bapak semua just because no ayam and nugget and kupang (woo! kupang!) and rempah ayam and tomato and yogurt. -.-" mak last minute suruh beli rempah ayam yang seah tu. abe tak dapat cari, i go shout, "mana sia seah" and everybody turned to look. i was angered by the rempah search cause it took me too long till my ice cream melteddd. siapa tak marahhhhh. chocolate mcflurry oi.

anyway, im not only tired cause of my solo jog, but also because of insomnia. hahaha i attempted to sleep at 1 plus last night and i fell asleep only at 5 . ill talk about today some other time with edited pictures cause radzi suck at taking photos. dont believe me? lai lai, see, the picture below.

and radzi claims this picture can be edited to make it look pretty. shit him.

ni lah anak yang tak pandai ambil gambar pakai handphone orang. nak ambil gambar pakai handphone sendiri pun lambat anuh settings. pergi tukar handphone kau to a simpler one, without cameras. okay, radzi?

now, im struggling to keep my eyes open cause, if i sleep now, i wont be able to sleep peacefully tonight, just like all the other sleepless night. then later insomnia lagiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! but nevermind! together, hao, alan and i, will fight insomnia -.-" but realllyyyy!

okay, now i wanna follow my daddeh to rumah nenek.

Saturday, November 29, 10:45 PM

WINTER BESTTT

taufiq: hahahah! singapore lagi best pasal ada akuuu! china + winter - siti suhaira = -.-"
Syiqs: uh? kau pergi sekolah ke tidak ni? asal confused? i m-i-s-s y-o-u. f-a-h-a-m? (((:
SHARI: yang mana?! hahahaha macam nak terberak eh tu! hahahaha ass
syafiqah: kalau dia bukan abang aku, aku takkan cakap dia cute juga. hahahha!
Amandapyh: ni ye shi uh. ni hen ben uh. *rolls eyes* wo bu yao ken ni hao!

videocall with asyiqin was fun but she couldnt hear me clearly, so i had to plug in the karaoke mic cause ive got no other mic -.-" and she became proud when her dad gave her a banana. please asyiqin, ive got pears. pears are not long and yellow like bananas. they dont even need to be peeled.

anyway, im chatting with taufiq and afifah from china. taufiq show off rabak. he keeps on praising the cold weather there cause he knows id rather die than to not go. tag nya pun tanak kalah "taufiq: winter is great!!!!!!!

" bila nak sign out pula, "eh gua mo tido. bye. btw, winter best" they're coming back on the third. and and and im having this great big ideaaa! I WANT 3D PICNIC! okay, maybe its not that great or big, but its nice thought. fadli's up to it but taufiq, on the other hand, said, "aku not the kind of picnicky person" -.-"

and guess what. im going jogging, tomorrow morning. with radzi and amirul cause they are very kind and generous to have invited me along. we'll meet at my bus-stop, 6.30am. the initial plan: 6am at lakeside. siao ting tong or what. they live nearby, so they can happyhappy uh. but then we compromised and tadaaa, the final plan. i hope we gonna jog like crazy tomorrow. i havent been exercising ever since x-country. every p.e lesson before end of year exams, were cancelled cause of the lightning warning system. like shit lor. padahal never rain at all. only dark clouds. and other classes got to occupy the hall while 3d rot in class before mr kang's eyes-.-"

Friday, November 28, 11:48 PM

VOICE-CLIPS WITH ALAN

i told hao to send me a voiceclip with his little chinese brother, alan, saying, "hello cute" to me. abe fifth voiceclip baru tercapai impian siti suhaira. hahahaha.

1 hello evil
2 hello pig
3 pig shut up
4 hello bamboo
5 hello cute
5 hello susu
6 merepek uh susu

all this hao paksa alan say one, so i said, kalau tak dipaksa, sure alan nak cakap aku gorgeous -.-"

8 hello gorgeous (hao, "make me wanna puke hahaaha")
9 step pretty only.
10 kak susu (hao, "tngk dia respect ya")
11 ha ha, scared right (hao, "tngk dia da sound ko")
12 you minahrep

alan was forced to say all these cause if not, he wont be given permission by the evil serpent(hao) to play the computer. aw, alan, i feel for you. and hao told me alan was laughing at my dp -.-" what's so funny?

, 4:25 PM

3 COCK FOR PRICE OF 1

(this one, raya time. saiful go bite my hand when picture was snapped. so muka jadi ni -.-" macam nak terberak or whaaat)

TAGS
syafiqah: eeeeeeeeee, korang gendeng eh? siao eh? hahahha
lufee: hhahahha tengok uh siapa anak perempuan nya yang sorang tu -.-"
abu: hahaha gila! baru three years old oi. tau tau nanti, dia mati terus.
hafizxzx: ahahha good boy. tapi muka tu tak perlu.
winanto: hahahahahah thanks winanto! lai lai, suhaira teach you how to do!
Qistina Urie: hahahah its not natural langsung. kau sama aja macam syafiqah eh! hahaha
Syiqs: well, you thought wrong! i miss you like 'waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa' -.-"

hao wants me to put up this video. since he forced me to put, he said,
"ko pun ckp la video tu untuk ko klaka jugak"
so yayyyy, video ni kelakar gile siaaaaaaaa -.-" hao suka aja uh, video bebual pasal ni semua. hahahha. and at this very moment, hes giving me alot of advices. like about how dangerous it is out there and why we shouldnt fall/trust someone just because theyre nice and sweet and lovely (and my absolute favourite, smell niceeeee :D). ahahahha and i asked, if i kena rape how. then he say, "ko kn ade curfew pig!!" hahahahaa. the pig part, tak perlu. tapi its really nice to have a friend to give you all these advices even though he knows youve got a curfew. hahahaha.

soooooooooooo, anyway. semalam, mak bought ubi goreng. abe i think the makcik cheater. cause one ubi so hangus like from freakazoid like that. then, another ubi, i think the aunty never cut off the getah or something. like sooo hard, lucky my teeth never chip off. i dont know, i guess the makcik dendam orang with straight teeth or something -.-"

and now, my handphone's having problem with receiving messages. irritating gilaaa.

Wednesday, November 26, 2:15 PM

AKJNLWN EFKGCVIKSHEBFLAWES NFBLRW

Ayu: hahahaha mana aku tau. aku cakap ajaaaaaaaaaa.
hafizzzz: a'ah! east coast! and hafiz, berapa kali kena ajar?! your name's supposed to be hafizxzx kan!
si hao: hahahah menyampah aku
Syiqs: yeszxzxzxzxzxz! so so so so so much. i miss you baby.
Qistina Urie: e, tina. disgusting eh kau! hahahahaa. anyway, hi hi hi hi hi hi!
Chafeka: ahahaha stop it eh syasya. ini blog aku, jadi aku yang patutnya cute :D

lets seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
im spending most of my days over at mak ede's house cause abang man is getting married soon. anyway, im not bothered cause theres my little cousins to entertain me. plus, they've got three bicyclesssssss. monday night went over to their house. then i play play bicycle and i scraped my elbow. not really visible though. on tuesday pula, i fetched aisyah and iwan then walked to my aunt's work and from there, we proceeded to rumah atok. then this new kid from batam who's staying over at rumah atok, super naughty nak mampus. i was forced to buy push pops for him because he threathened to lick mine but he still did, after that -.-" felt like smacking him, but cannot cause the bonda there.

there's this one part, he kept screaming..
aunty: oi, diam lah. nanti police datang!
iwan: *picks up the phone to call his friend*
hakim: (the little guy) nggak mauuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
aunty: *assuming hakim wanted to play with the phone too* tak bolehhhh! hakim tak boleh maen dengan telephone!
hakim: *ran to his mummy & starts crying* tidakkkkk! bondaaaaa, dia mau telefon polisiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!

ni hakim! (he adore handphones and got saliva all over mine)

me: dont bluff uh!
mak: noooo..... i never blufff...... betulllll
me: so fake for what. not like im gonna clean my room..
mak: well,,, u better clean your room
me: dots

Monday, November 24, 5:14 PM

BARBEQUE

yesterday was so much fun! arifah, hafiz, imah and fifi lambat gilaaaaaaa. so while saiful, syasya and i waited, we had mcflurry *smilesmile* then we started hunting for a pondok, so we can settle down. theres this pondok with a makcik sitting down uh. then i had to ask her how much longer will she be there.. abe sekali she bangun and then walked off. we say thank you also she dont wanna say welcome. obviously she not ikhlas uh.

we waited for an hour, i think. it was hot and we had no drinking water with us, so we waited with.. uh.. dried up throats? ya. then, when they finally arrived, we wasted half an hour or more on starting the fire. hahahaha everyone just stared and kept quiet. except for syasya and i. we kept giggling cause i maybe it was awkward for everyone to freeze, watch, and wait. afterwards, we syasya started cooking abe semua burnt. syasya lah, cannot wait to eat. ahahaha she even chopped which chicken she'll be eating even before cooked. then uhhhhh, eateateat.
then sekali got this makcik who fell of her bicycle and everyone was on the verge of laughing but arifah kept on saying 'ee brought up the incident a few hours later and hafiz went, "uh?! bile sial. aku tak nampak pon oi!" -.-" slengge eh deytu

in the evening, everyone like emo, i think. hahahaha everyone did their own things before hafiz, saiful, wira and i started playing with the poker cards. soon after, we started playing stress. ahahahha it was hilarious eh. everyone like so kanchiong. saiful and i are the champions of the champions, according to wira (Y) anyway, saiful's slipper and mine, tercabut. hahahahaha. mine like so teruk. even after using elastic bands, it'll be all over the place except under my feet.

so, after we packed up our stuff, i suggested a group photo. hahahaha. we planned to do the self timer thing, but then this uncle eh, very sibuk uh. ahahhaa he volunteered himself and macam faham only uh, kept on saying, "cannnnnnn uh!" abe hafiz and syasya geram, btu it was hilarious. the uncle almost dropped syasya's cam. ahhahaha then the pictures the uncle snapped were blur.
then syasya went, "uncle, you want to lepaklepak call me uh. you friendster? uh? friendster? you got?" then we strolled to mcdonalds for ice cream, but there was no ice cream -.-" so we went to ice cream just for mcdonalds ice cream . then we went our separate wayssss. weeeeeeeee -.-"
i had two ice creams yesterday.. what more can i ask for?

anywayyyyyy, on friday, abu asked if id want to follow him have dinner at ljs in imm. since its nearby, i was allowed to go. ayun came along as well cause hes at jurong. abu belanja makan uh. hahahaha. then after we ate, they walked me to my voiddeck and wooooosh, they lepak.

Sunday, November 23, 10:52 PM

PROCRASTINATING IS HOW I DO

im back from the bbq thing with my cousins(i had loads of fun). yay yay yay! ive got alot to update on in the upcoming post (if any of you bother) and not to mention, a huge joke(depending on my mood). anddd, ayun just called to ask if id want to tag along with ica they all to sentosa tomorrow. i dont think i can join them though cause of jflawkjnfargjhlabrg. so anyway, now, its 1.17am and its raining cats and dogs! bila bbq tadi tanak hujan tau! kalau hujan kan fun. tent buat perhiasan aja lorszxzxzx -..-" (my muka babi)

TAGS
taufiq: hahaha kau diammmm. look who's talking eh.
Syafiah: thaaaaank you(:
shaffiqa: hahahha ooooooi. you told me before i could guess -.-
Ayu: ehhhh? alah sorry lah. mentangmentang dah dye hair :D
syakila: uh, hellooooooo. haahhaha hi hi hi hi hi!
Fat'hil: hahahaha shari go add ica, nadis tu semua then they continue.
afifah: hahaha aku tanya aja kan.
si hao: uh, excuse me. sejak bila kau jadi celebrity? prasannnnnn eh kau.
shaffiqa: ahahaha, the chat with fullstop names tu eh? fun eh!
Fat'hil: then kau beli banyakbanyak, jadi by the time kau sampai rumah aku, masih ada belen -.-"
Syiqs: ahahah kau diam eh. youre just jealous my kb baby and i have connection. hahaha lol.

Saturday, November 22, 1:18 AM

HI HI HI HI HI

updates tomorrow
*SMILE!*

Friday, November 21, 1:37 AM

MIDNIGHT MAYHEM

"he's a big fuck nod
and says nonsensical stuffs.
his lies are odd
suhaira cannot carry his bluffs"
abu came up with thiszxzzxzxzx

its like 1.48 am, and im still online, drawing pigs and i dont know what with abu. we're having flashessss weeeeeeeeee. and this is weird cause im looking at people's bodiessss weeeeeeeeeee. but seriously, this is weird.

and i randomly told hao that we should start an anti-smoking campaign just now. hao suggested we promote it on our blogs. then he like tikamtikam me at back, cause he dont want liao. hahahhaa. cause people wont listen to us anyway... and if the government cant stop people from smoking, what more us? tsk, hao left me hanging on the anti-smoking sign -.-

Thursday, November 20, 10:26 PM

best best best

okay, this is so fun! khairul, taufiq and i are in this conversation with mifdhal and haziq. the three of us got the same font and name, so every gets confused. i kept on saying, "mifdhal, be mine" "mifdhal all i think of is you" hahahaha funny. then someone called haziq keling and admitted they were me?! asal boleh pakai nama orang. gurantee tu taufiq lor!

siti says:
sape
who is who?
shari says:
oi!!
. says:
i live for you
shaffiqa is hot
siti says:
woi!
shari says:
ape ni love2!!
. says:
hotsa mama
shari says:
abeh aku?
siti says:
sue is hot too!
hahhahaha!
. says:
khairul cute-suhaira
OI!
siti says:
ape ni!
. says:
khairul perasan eh! aku tak cakap kau cute!
sue mepek die tk hot -khairul
eh,thanx uh-khairul
hahahahaha
siti says:
pening dok kepala aku!
. says:
hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I love you khairul. You were great in bed! - taufiq
HAHAHAHAHAA
siti says:
hahahaahah!
. says:
buto!!!
taufiq rabak!

this is part of it. there was the starting when i told everyone i was eating kupang, randomly... and everyone went, "i want kupang" hahahaha then i said "kambing".. and fat'hil terasa. hahahah siapa makan cili, dia yang terasa pedas. but i swear i wasnt referring to him. it was a random thing and fat'hil said he's hot. everyone in the conversation planned to sembelih him tomorrow. nice meeting you, fat'hil (Y)

, 12:45 PM

NIH NOH NI NOH - SIRENS

TAGszxzxxzx
passerby: aw, thanks!
yati: hahahaha lidah. tak cute langsung lor.
SHARI: oi! ahhaha cannot.
mandy: link you soon, okay?
si hao: macam faham aja celebrity. hhahhaa lets bebual hao ira! lolololol
Syiqs: oi! look who's talking eh. im not as blur as you think i am.
APYH: ahahaha what is up with squeezing my butt? i thought that part was our dirty secret?
hafiz: ahhhh, abu! hello! you got the sue right. *kening naiknaik*
YUSRY: your passerby is sooooo weird! "passerby: Lurve youu always..." ha, id cry if aku kau!
shaffiqa: hi! hi! hi! hahahahaahahahahaha diam eh. dah lah tak tau spell abe nak sibuksibuk!
Ahdila: hahaha weird eh buat kerja gini
Fat'hil: hahahaa. so now you know, are you gonna buy me any? *smilesmile*

ive just one thing to be angry about. the ambulance and the police siren woke me up! -.-

edited

no, im wrong. ive got more to say. first, id like to apologise to abu for not being able to follow you take your handphone at orchard. i really cannot. im grounded, remember? hahahaa grounded's a word too strong to be used in this case. ah, i dont know. im just sorry i couldnt accompany you.

second, i need to confess. ive been sumbat-ing 17 of ferero rocher kind and one stick of kinder bueno into my mouth today. all thanks to mister suhaimi (in case you dumbdumbs dont know, hes my father :D). he didnt go to work just now, so we shared the kinder bueno and the small ferero rocher kind of chocolates were given by his friend at work, i dont know why. wa.

third, oooooooh yeah! cinderella 3 : a twist in time, is on now. ah, i love this one. i love all of the cinderella series, actually. the second one is the loveliest. the third one gives me a little heart pain, but its nice nice nice nice!

fourth, i want to apologise to abu again. and last but not least, im still not happy with the ambulance and the police siren. it woke me up. and it took so long to pass by my house, which meant that the siren kept on going for like 2-3 minutes. i knowww, maybe someone's in trouble.. but, cant they like lower down the volume of their siren? lets say the volume is 5. can they like put it to 3, maybe? or perhaps 2? yes, 2! 2 is absolutely perfect.

Wednesday, November 19, 5:51 PM

MYBABY KB

you guys know what? my big brother, saifullah bin suhaimi, is being a true, matured, nice, kind brother by agreeing to sleep on wira's bed till friday to accompany me. that is, only after i begged him, pretended to cry, made the sad face, rolled on his bed screaming and stared at his face with a smile on my face for a thousand years.

anywayyyyyy, i woke up considerably early today cause saiful kept shouting from the hall. then i had to bathe also -.- i thought i could bathe at like 5 plus. but noooo, saiful would have pulled my ponytail and drag me into the toilet if he's allowed to.

anyway, i bought myself a chocolate bun, epokepok and kinder bueno cause my lunch didnt satisfy my cranky tummy. tsk. i got really addicted to my kinder bueno. asyiqin thinks im weird just because i named my chocolate as kb and because i have typo errors since my right hand is busy with kb and cause i camwhored with kb. and! she says i sound eery when we were on the phone this morning. she thinks im getting weirder every second.

she told me she hates tidbits. she says she's not tempted by kb, but instead, tempted by the steam fish her cousin showed her cause its healthier. walao! talk about weird! she claims that shes so over tidbits. gosh, i cannot believe im friends with a tidbit hater. its like, im betraying myself. i dont know what i was thinking when i befriended that.. that tidbit hater -.-

Tuesday, November 18, 9:03 PM

TSK TSK TSK

YAY ITS WET -.-

, 5:18 PM

MIND AND BODY HEART AND SOUL

went out with lufee yesterday. he was only done bathing when i reached his station -.- oh you dont know? he very discipline one -.-" anyway, while we were in the train to city hall, theres this uncle with huge specs and socks up to his knees. hahahhah adorable uh. then we went to seoul garden at marina cause his friend, hady (i think), works there and he want to work there also. then when he called for hady, hady came out with a cloth in one hand and cutleries in the other. we waited outside for i dont know who, then when she came out, she told lufee there werent any vacancy. hahaha sadded. lufee made the fake cry thing -.-" anyway, while we were waiting, there were a few adults talking in this weird language. lufee keeps making fun of them. they talk likeeeee bangkok-ians? ahahahahha. at least better. syiqs dont even know that people from australia are called australians. unfortunately, ive known her for one year.

anywayyyyyy, we watched sing to the dawn after that. got songs uh. not as many as hsm 3, but still, got song. and lets not forget, before it started, they advertised the 'mind and body heart soul' advertisement. hahahahahha nice eh. last time i saw that advert was when i watched hsm 3. anyway, after the movie, i went off home while lufee went to meet up with his friends. i was home late by an hour and eveything was so kecoh. my fault. and i was purposely locked out of the house. i bought crackers and waited at the stairs. and thats where the picture above comes in. i was bored, so i stuffed crackers into my mouth, took a picture and tadaaa, siti suhaira suhaimi. tsk tsk. your hair, suhaira, very very messy.

enough of yesterday. lets talk about today -.- wira went out at around 2 to have a three days two night camp with his guy friends. i hope they'll have no fun cause i never get to go for something like that with my girlfriends. so, anyway. i had a chat with hao and he wanted to make a deal -.-" he claims that i have new friends and is very sure i'll forget about my old friends, including him, sooner or later and become like so action like that uh. so, we made a deal. if i never turn out to be how he thought i'd turn out to be, then he'll have to give me a treat. lunch and movie. baik or what! okay, that deal's fair but, the second one is so not. second deal, if i have a boyfriend, i'd have to treat him to lunch and movie. very unfair, cause if i were to stick to the deal, then id have no boyfriend till i die. i suggested something like a target. like maybe, by the end of next month, if i have a boyfriend then id have to treat him. but noooooooo. he thinks im a coward just because i suggested it. he thinks im scaredddddddd *scared, teeths clattering, bite nails*

and just now, i ordered mcdonalds. on my own! hahhaa. i took one hour to make sure i wont trip over my words when i order. asyiqin helped me alot. by telling me which number to press -.-" asyiqin said, "its no 1 sayang" i didnt get what the operator was babbling about, so thanks syiqs. anyway, its easier than how i thought it would be. i was really hungry. i finished up my mcspicy meal and apple pie. i even drank up the coke manszxzxzx. now my tummy is as happy as it can be. tummy happy, suhaira happy.

so, mind and body heart and soul

Saturday, November 15, 6:57 PM

HELLO!

TAGS
SHARI: hahhaah its okay! :D
IASFiiOna: wa, sofia! tak ya nak puji diri sendiri eh. ahahhaa
shaffiqa: abe asal? jealous kannn? ahahaha padahal kau pun geog student.
anep: haahahha tu lah! hindustan oi! tanak kalah deyni!
kiddy: elehhhh. kalau kiddy sombongsombong, tanak ajak uh((((:
Ahdila: okay! linked(:
yati: hahahhaa fine, kau "cute". hahaha.
Chafeka: WAAAA, a'ah. longlong ago sikit.

today, i woke up at 1 and the whole house was quiet, so i thought i was the only one awake, but noooooo, when i opened the door, i discovered that im the second last to wake up. the rest, except for wira, was out already. sedih or what, mak never wake me up and ask me if i wanted to follow her to work. so, i purposely called her office and said asked, "MAK DEKAT OFFICE?!" and then byebye :D abe she called back soon after and asked if i can come to her office and accompany her. so i happyhappy go bathe and got ready.

then when i reached her place with kfc, we ate togetherrrrrr. i had zinger and it was finger licking good -.-" right, anyway, have i ever told you guys about the time when saiful and i had this licking each other thing just to get back at the other?! that time, i just got back from somewhere, i forgot. then saiful pushed his hand into mind to salam. we dont do salamsalam mah, so i licked his hand instead. then he go chase me around the table and licked my elbow. hahaha gross eh. thennnnnn when he was laying on the sofa, i licked his hand back. abe, while i was resting my hand on the sofa, he grabbed it and licked. tsk, brothers.

anyway, i was chatting with hao at my mom's office. then there was one part where i said, "hao! tsk, hiakdush!" hahahaha and he played along, saying, "WOW!! saket siol! i want to claim medical fee!" haahahhahaha -.-" lame uh dia. then after that he went offline and then messaged what thing, uh, he outside and all. then he say with his girlfriend. as if he has one uh. then he said he's watching madagascar 2. and i said something like, he'd surely want to watch a movie featuring me. then he said he'd fall asleep if he do watch any movie featuring me -.-" i told him to go die uh. hes going to show me a picture of him at china which he can only describe with "wow!!"

then, just now, mak did the karaoke thing at work. ahahahahha lol. i recorded it but its taking too long to load. i sent it to ryan anyway, and he said, "ckp dgn ur mum stop it eh" hahahaha. ive tried uploading the one with her singing the song from titanic yesterday, but it was unsuccessful.
ryan also played along with my hiakdush -.-" he said, "ouuucccchhhhhhh *flies off to india*" hahahaha sucker uh he.

ryan reminded me of the past, when i still slept with my brothers. we'd play games. id be the human. saiful the radio and wira the tv. then when i press, saiful's nose, saiful had to pretend to be a radio and when i pressed wira's nose, he'd start to sound like a reporter. thennnnn! we'd put a matress on top of our heads and then pretend to be bumper cars, bumping into each other and played wrestling till my nose bled -.-" that part very scary uh i tell you.

okay byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Friday, November 14, 3:52 PM

TODAY I LIKE EMOEMO

by wolfgang staudt
WOW, id love to show off my geographical skills, but lucky for you guys, ive got no mood. this is niagara falls by the way (in case any of you dumbdumb dont know).

today like emo habis. i was awoken by a call from ehems mother -.-" like seriously, badbadbad call. first, it was like 9 plus, so i couldnt really talk and think properly. my brain didnt even had time to generate what i was supposed to say to the mother uh. second, i was given the, you're-not-good-girl tone. please mannnnnnnnnnnnnnn. imma good girl. i never skip classes (excluding the time when i was late with haziq and didnt want to go for malay class), i never make teachers cry and never in my life, have i ever boarded a bus and laughed for no reason like the girl asyiqin saw.

and because of that call, i emo-ed on my bed, listening to songs on my handphone till like 1.30 before having a shower. abe terus had breakfast and had a karaoke challenge with saiful on this really cool website. saiful nyanyi like want to da bian uh. okay, i also, but he worst eh.

and its raining today! i bet the girls are having fun at the picnic. semua duduk dalam tent. i also want uh. can roll all over in the tent. baring atas haryati semua. tsk, i hope you guys are chewing up the nice grass over there, cause im not there to serve you guys my extra special sandwiches. ahahhaha ceh. wa, i waaaaaant. i want to sing for you guys, so it will rain the whole day, and we can roll in the tent together the wholeee day just like how i want it to be. i miss you guys already uh. i want to tell you girls everything that happened this morning, so badly. but too bad, ive got nooooooooo life.

anywayyyyyyyyyyy, kawan ku yang cinoneh dah pulang daripada china. he said he misses me alot alot alot. hahahahah ceh. he like ass uh. i told him to message me before his flight but i woke up only 4 hours after he flew off. shit him. he should have taken the initiative to misscall me. i already prepared a farewell message for him and saved it as drafts. sekali, i tidur mati then tak sempat send the message. nonsense uh. lucky for him, he's safely home from china even without my farewell & good luck message. hahahahaha. anyway, welcome home belo!

mak: mak nak duduk dekat luar uh. awak duduk sini je lah
me: uh?! mommy, dont leave me in your room.
mak: *jeling*
me: mommy! mommy! mommy! mommy! mommy!
mak: *walks to saiful's room* pul, sepak kan dia sikit pul.
me: hahaha mommy! mommy! mommy!
saiful: *walks in the room, grinning*
me: *screams really loud*
saiful: *slaps me* k, dah mak!
me: *screams*

Thursday, November 13, 1:30 PM

WANNABE

wannabe by moymoypalaboy
(i like the part when they sang, "if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends")

walao. tomorrow no swimming, no picnic, no dance show -.-" like no life eh.

i think i sad liao. aku nak go for malay dance picnic tomorrow uh. confirm fun. nana mesti lambat. haryati mesti ketot. soleha mesti slengge. fit mesti cantik. abe suhaira mesti takde ): if i going, im expected to bring sandwiches. but if im not, then i think they eat sand only lor. anyway, fitriah cute. soleha conference call nana, haryati, fit and me. then alehaleh fitriah said, "eh! kitorang picnic somewhere near pit 33d(i think) tau!" when asked why, she answered, the grass over there always very nice. hahahaha

and now, im playing msn games with syukri. mannnnnnn, im so good at checkers -.-" i won him handsdown uh. syukri syukri. tsk, no hope uh you in games. and i won him in quarto. i dont even know how to play that game. he won uno. abe bangga -.-"

eh, guess what eh. yesterday dah semangat nak pergi audition dengan syasya and cousin, abe sekali the tempat closed -.-" hahahaha sedihhhhhhhhh. lagilagi syasya naik cab dari town abe wasted gila. lucky mak send. free trip to and fro -.-"

mierah: what?! minah? ishhhhhhh, evil pe.
Nisa: eleh! bedek kan! nak woo aku kan! *kening vibrate*
IASFiiOna: hahahahah sofia good girl!
SHARI!: hahahahaha lufee suruh uh
shaffiqa: ahhahaha evil pe kau. part ketawa untuk si hoodie guy tu, aku tak kisah. part aku tu evil eh fiq.
kiddy: hahahaha tu lah! haryati macam cakap tomato kan!
Syiqs: alah! patutnya kau joinnn! ada jugak teman!

Wednesday, November 12, 3:12 PM

HOOD BUAT POCKET

ive got something to add about yesterday. that lufee reminded me. you know, when lufee and i was in the the train to woodlands, theres this chinese guy in his hoodie and was carrying his bag on his right shoulder. abe bodoh gilaaaaaaaaa! you know why? cause he kept folded pieces of paper in his hoodie! and by hoodie, i mean in his hooood -.-"
walao, bag like big enough already to keep everything then still want to do like that. lufee uh, mata berkeliaran(right word or not uh?) satu train then saw that chinese guy. macam mana entah. banyak orang lagi dekat train.

anywayyyyyyyyyyyy, malay dance this morning was so much fun!
cikgu rizal: "saye tau ade satu orang tu!, tak datang on monday pasal kene lock dalam rumah!"
wa, bahasa kan tanak kalah eh cikgu rizal.

cikgu rizal concentrated more the chorus. he brushed up on our posture and technique. kene tekan habis. he made us bend for what seemed like an eternity long. our legs like longgar habisssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

then, at the end of practice...
haryati: *talkingtalking about not being able to attend the next practice in dec*
cikgu: nobody is allowed to be absent for the next two practices

*there whole room was noisy*
haryati: tu lah! siape suruh cikgu makan cornetto?!
me: huh?! cikgu rizal makan tomato abe sakit?!

*everyone burst into a fit*
me: uh?
cikgu: *buried his head in his hands* satu orang pergi layankan suhaira untok saye.
me: asal?
haryati: bukan tomato! cornetto!
me: ler, abe semue orang biseng, cam ne nak dengar?

cikgu: awak tau! padahal saye tadi naik bus dengan dier(me -.-") tau! abe dier buat dek je!
me: saye tak nampakkkkk!
cikgu: dier dudok depan nak mampos dengan apekapek dengan nyonya semue.
me: *ketawa macam gondol*
cikgu: abe! dah turun bus, saye berdiri belakang dier pun dier tak perasan!
one of the dancers: aabe asal cekgu tak panggil dier?
cikgu: buat ape! dier dekat depan dah macam lost girl! macam tak kenal sekolah kat mane!
*cikgu rizal immitated my 'lost girl' actions*

evil or whattttttttttttttt?! then nana, nisa, yati, soleha, fit, suki and i sat down at the red table in the concourse and had this little but huge talk! talking to them is so much fun eh. then blablabla, followed fit to imm buy her things then searched for mine.

then home sweet home!

and tonight, going to bukit batok with syasya, saiful and sedara syasya. you knowwwwwww, saiful and i joined syasya and cousin for this suria amazing race thing. and we have to go for an audition tonight, infront of the cam. im scared and i bet my whole body's gonna turn cold. like really, stone cold -.-"

wish us luck, baby!

and my lost monkey hamster came back yesterday. kesiannnn dia!
who tell you to go run?! huh?! see! now sick already then want to come home. everyday kiss you, give you food, give you water, give you runrun around the balcony... still wanna lari! tsk tsk tsk.
now you're sick -.-"

shaffiqa: hahahaha tak ya buat pun bolehhhh!(:
iea: okay, linked!
APYH: no need to do also i dont care lorrrrrr. ahhahaha
kiddy: hahahah really, it went missing. yesterday then come home.
lufee: hahahah okay, dah post pasal the hoodie thing. dah? boleh? happy?
mierah: okay! linked *jelingjeling*

Tuesday, November 11, 10:59 PM

-.-"

went out with lufee to catch quantum of solace.

first, it was raining, so he suggested that we tumpang other people nya umberella. then i tell him to go try on this bald angmoh in front of us. when he was just about to go under the guy's umberella, the guy pulled the umberella lower and lufee ended up looking stupid like hell.

second, he nearly banged into a lamp-post cause he wanted to squeeze in between it and another girl -.-"

third, he claimed that the ticketing girl was talking too fast. he went, "huh?" everytime the girl said something -.-"

fourth, i dont understand anything about the movie at all -.-"

then went to rp, abe lufee dengan kawankawan nya. then show chan called, so i had to go outside so that we can hear each other clearly. then dah habis talking to show chan, i joined arai, since lufee dah masuk pit. abe arai pun masuk soon after. abe arai skank maut or what. hahahahha. and his friends, very weird. suddenly jump up and pushed everyone -.-"
tapi, baikkkkkkkkk si arai tu, temankan. sekejap pun jadi uh.

abe lufee di-hauled oleh orang ramai.

thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn, i went home!
yay, woohoo, weeeeeeeeeee.

, 11:10 AM

HI SITI!

SITI SHAMIRAH TAGGED ME.

1. the last person who tagged you is ?
- siti

2. your relationship with him/her ?
- malay dancers

3. your impression of him/her ?
- extraordinarily hypeeeeeeeeeeeeeer!

4. the most memorable thing that he/she has done for you
- i dont know! she helped me alotttttttttt(:

5. the most memorable thing they had said to you
- she say she say i cute uhhhhhhhhhhh. hahahahaha ceh!

6. if he/she would become your lover,thing he/she has improve on will be ?
- she has to improve likeeeeeee.. maybe by saying i pretty like her? hahahaah ceh.

7. (i think its missing)

8. if he/she would become enemy you will ?
- i dont know. they say, keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer (:

9. (this thing like so cheating uh, cause its missing question 9 too!)

10. what is it you want to tell her now?
- "siti, kau tau, hamster aku lari rumah oi!"

11. your overall impression of he/she is ?
- shes so much fun

12. how do you think people around you will feel around you ?
- i dont know. depends on my mood. if im happy then its all laughs. if its not then.. i dont know.

13 . the characters you love of yourself ?
- you think i know?!

14. on the contrary , the character you hate about yourself is ?
- the extremely bad moodswings. i cannot even control them for goodness sake!

15. the most ideal person you want to be the most ?
- never thought of it

16. for people who love and like you , say something to them ?
- aw, i love you tooooooooo.
(waaaa, abe sekali nobody love/like me then i say like this like malu uh)

17. pass this quiz to 10 people you wish to know how they feel about you
(i will not pass this quiz whose has done this quiz )
- asyiqin
- amanda
- lufee (ni pemalas nak mampus sure never do one)
- shari
- afifah
- shaffiqa
- amirah
- sofia
- syafiqah
- aisyah

18. whose is no 6 relationship with ?
- what? do i have to tell?

19. is no 9 male or female ?
- female

20. is no 7 and 10 together ,will be a good thing ?
they'd be great together if only they're les

21. what is no 2 studying about ?
- the specialty of different asses

22. when was the last time you chat with no 3?
- today morning uh

23. what kind of music band does no 8 like?
- how i knowwwwww. ive never asked her

24. does no 1 have any siblings ?
- yes and she calls him fatty

25. will you woo no 3 ?
- dont be stupid can? no uh

26. how about 7 ?
- shes my friend! :D

27. is no 4 single ?
- haha yes of course!

28. what is no 5 surname ?
- hahahah i know her father's name! asnawi (((((((((((:

29 .what is a hobby is no 10 ?
- i dont know. but i love swimming -.-"

30. does no 5 and 9 get along well?
- number 5 gets along with everyone!

31. where is no 2 studying at ?
- school for asses

32. talk something about for no 1.
- shes horny! i like!

33. have you tried developing feelings with no 8?
- no! cause i love her, she love me. we love each other then happyhappy.

34. where does no 9 live ?
- juronggggggggggggg!

35. what colour does no 4 likes ?
- green!

36. are no 1 and no 5 bestfriend ?
- yesssssss! they homies uh. hahaha

37. does no 1 have any pets ?
- got uh, the dust bunny under her bed -.-"

38. is no 7 is the sexiest person in the world ?
- of course she issssssssss! stupid question. hahahaha but i more sexy -.-"

39.what is no 10 doing ?
- im confident shes thinking of me!

(if the ten people lazy then no need to do uh. im nice, i dont force!)

and amanda, no! ni bu ge yi mai wo de ass to chi for 5cents!
malu uh cheapcheap. price higher abit cannot meh?!
ni shen meh? mei you brain uh? make me feel so sad.
i sad uh, you happy?
(and dont gimme comment on friendster say 5cents all that uh. smack you then you know)

Monday, November 10, 10:13 AM

FLOWERS ARE SO PRETTY

yesterday was so much fun. i had to follow mommay to this wedding ceremony. i had to cater to mak, makunchu and mak ede cause they were lazy to get up. like one busy woman in baju kurung -.-"
makcik makcik nowadays uh, very demanding.

me: *smiled to two little girls*
girls: *whispered to each other then mentelmentel came to me and offered the bungga mangga thing* kakak nak satu?
me: *took one from each*
girls: *walked away, laughlaugh mentelmentel*

girls: * came back to me again with their brother* kakak nak lagi?
me: boleh? *then took one from each of them again*
girls: *walked away, smilesmile*

then, while i was talking to makunchu and nenek..
girls: *came to me* kakak, kakak nak lagi? kakak boleh ambek semue tau!
me: tanak lah, awak simpan lah.
girls: *giggled then asked makunchu* awak nak?
makunchu: awak jual ke kasih? tanak uh!
girls: *angry tone* nak ke tanak?! tanak sudah! *jeling makunchu then stomped off*

hahhahahaha sedih eh makunchu

the two little girls. the other girl, the face cannot see uh. sorryyyyyyyy.

the bunga mangga thing that the girls gave me(:

so cute uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! then makunchu like bu shuang uh. hahahaha.

anyway, on our way to the hospital after that, i took pictures with makunchu and this is the best picture of makunchu by far.

1, must take picture from above 2, cannot smile 3, must a bit evil, abit smile
buttttttttttttt, she ended up with this face

she cut into my picture

soooooooooooooo i didnt go for malay dance practice today. locked inside the house. i got to know only after i spent 15 minutes searching for an umberella and 30 minutes late for malay dance
:D

and asyqinnnnnnn! bila nak buat movie marathon?! dekat rumah kau tau k! jadi kita tak ya tolong kemaskan rumah kau after that! sofia dah, "i wann movie marathon!"
kena cepatcepat uh asyiqinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. nanti aku tak free baru tau nak miss aku eh. hahahaha ceh.
and i got something to tellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll you, asyiqin. *smilesmile*

okay, byeeeeeeeee
:D

Saturday, November 8, 11:09 PM

LOL

i love the curly-haired guy. the face expression like so priceless uh.

& today, i made a trip to maklong's house to send over some things. the trip there like ^%*&%$#.
after i reached, i got swingin' with the hamsters. wa, all like so fat i tell you. kene poke a bit then screech and run -.-"
my hamsters are more socialised(:

so, after i got home and changed, mak put a cd to play. its about losing weight through yoga or something.

then all she did was, sit on the floor and just did the breathing without any stretching or
anything.

then teringat, when i was young.. my mother always do the jumpjump exercise. then the people in the tv always put on their swimming suit, so i also did and start exercising.

yay! okay, gotta go.

Friday, November 7, 1:57 PM

I WANT SWIMMING UH

I'M SOOOOOOOOOO SORRY SYAFIQAH & AISYAH FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO COME!

waaaaaaaaa. im now rotting like pig uh. i got nothing to do. definitely not gonna iron any of the clothes in the red basket/do something that will benefit anybody except me. i just want to swim

asyiqin dont want to go swimming with me. second time kena rejected.
):

anywayyyyyyyyy, nevermind. i can watch tv the wholeeeeeee day then after that cry at night cause nobody wants to go swimming with me.

TAGS
lufee: im just informing you that im done linking you -.-"
edns: ha, okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :D
APYH: ya lah, wo bu yao gen ta hao uh. ta hen huai. wo bu xi huan huai rennnn!
:D

*saiful bangs on door*
saiful: suhaira, cepat. aku nak berak.
suhaira: *cringes* bau rokok!
saiful: mane ade!
suhaira: *shows middle finger*
saiful: aku selalu balik rumah bau rokok eh?
suhaira: -.-"

Thursday, November 6, 1:35 PM

BIG, SENGET, BURN, BULU

saiful's comment:
"eeeeeh sexy aaah kau.
tooooot ah!"
suhaira's reply:
"hi sexy brother
your muscle bigbig, i like uh
you kening sengetsenget, i want uh
your misai burnburn, wo xi huan uh
your kaki bulubulu, smexi uh

-.-"
pergi mampussssssss"

thanks, asyiqin, for the word smexi. it really hit my brother in the face
:D

sooooooooooooooo, yesterday was so much fun! asyiqin's cousin's acting was so natural. i didnt notice her crying, maybe cause i'm oblivious. anyway, they acted as different people, so they had to kinda put their heart and soul into their character.

i espacially liked the part about the malaysian and the typical singaporean. the malaysian was funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneh.

so, i wanna wish Bilah luck for tomight's show.
:D

Tuesday, November 4, 6:45 PM

...

i've never felt so insignificant in my life to you people than now.

im very well aware that life never go the way we want it to be, but what do i have to do just so i can have it my way for once. what?
am i not worth little of your precious time? if so, then tell me. at least i know whom not to count on.

Monday, November 3, 10:36 PM

ZILCH

i've got zilch to yak about, so i'll just be replying tags

APYH: laaaaaaaaaaaaaazy :D
kiddy: hahahaha tak fun lah
IASFiiOna & Amirah: ahahhaa thanks! movie next week uhhhhhh! dekat rumah asyiqin?
hahahaha *winkwink*

edited

wait. i do have something to blog about.
you knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, i found twelve kutu beras inside the berasberas after i refilled it. i was sooooooooo angry with the rice brand. how come they never help take out the kutuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?! tsk, no good one!

Saturday, November 1, 12:14 AM

FREE, baby!

TAGS

Syiqs: Hahaha yessss! Let's go out! Must be free! :O
APYH!: Yes, lucky we got through this year!
Qistina Urie: Hahahahah maknanya kau memang tanak tegur lah ni kan! Pasal shiok dengar lagu! Hahahaha eeeeevil!

:D